Hey there, fellow Marvel enthusiasts! Ready to dive into the hilariously twisted mind of everyone’s favorite merc with a mouth? Get ready for these deadpool quotes.
Deadpool isn’t just your average anti-hero—he’s a one-of-a-kind, wisecracking, fourth-wall-breaking, butt-kicking machine who never misses a chance to drop some epic one-liners. Whether he’s dishing out insults, breaking the fourth wall, or just being his delightfully chaotic self, Deadpool’s quotes are pure gold.
So, grab some chimichangas, sit back, and enjoy this collection of Deadpool’s most memorable, laugh-out-loud quotes that’ll make you fall in love with his craziness all over again!
Hilarious Deadpool Quotes That Will Brighten Your Day
1. “I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.”
2. “You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. This guy’s got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.”
3. “Please don’t make the super suit green… or animated!”
4. “Maximum effort!”
5. “I’m touching myself tonight.”
6. “Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like… 16 walls.”
7. “You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?”
8. “You’re probably thinking, ‘My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a kebab.’”
9. “I know, right? You’re probably thinking, ‘Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?’ I can’t tell you his name, but it does rhyme with ‘Polverine.’”
10. “Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.”
11. “Bad Deadpool… Good Deadpool!”
12. “Well, I May Be Super, But I’m No Hero.”
13. “Some Of The Best Love Stories Star With A Murder.”
14. “That’s Just Lazy Writing.”
15. “You’re So Dark. Are You Sure You’re Not From The DC Universe?”
16. “Kids Give Us A Chance Of Being Better Than We Used To Be.”
17. “You’re about to be killed by a Zamboni.”
18. “McAvoy Or Stewart? These Timelines Are Confusing.”
19. “Life Is An Endless Series Of Train Wrecks With Only Brief Commercial-Like Breaks Of Happiness.”
20. “Oh, Pool, Picture Me A 10-Year-Old Kirsten Dunst.”
21. “Almost Like The Studio Couldn’t Afford Another X-Man…”
22. “Good News And Bad News. Bad News Is The Whole Team Is Dead.”
23. “Your Little Cinematic Universe Is About To Change Forever.”
24. “Don’t just stand there, you ape. Give me a hand up.”
25. “I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.”
26. “Zip it, Thanos!”
27. “Negasonic Teenage – what the sh*t!? That’s the coolest name ever!”
28. “F**k Wolverine. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Then the hairy motherf****r ups the ante by dying. What a d**k. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I’m dying in this one, too!”
29. “All of these elderly white men on the walls, I should have brought my rape whistle.”
30. “I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 – like the city of Detroit.”
31. “You’re still here? It’s over. Go home! Oh, you’re expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don’t have that kind of money. What are you expecting? Sam Jackson showing up in an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? Go!”
32. “It’s a big house. It’s weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.”
33. “You know what we need to do? We need to build a f**king team. We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years.”
34. “If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting s**t swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherf****r…On that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.”
35. “Superhero landing. She’s gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it! Superhero landing! You know, that’s really hard on your knees. Totally impractical, they all do it.”
And there you have it, folks! Deadpool quotes never fail to bring the laughs and remind us why we love this outrageous anti-hero so much. From his snarky comebacks to his heartfelt moments (well, sort of), Deadpool’s one-liners are pure gold.
We hope you had as much fun reading these quotes as we did compiling them. Keep these gems handy for a quick laugh, and remember, in the wise words of the merc with a mouth himself, “Maximum effort!” Thanks for joining us on this wild ride through Deadpool’s best quotes—until next time, stay cheeky, my friends!
